here’s the 100% real legit craigslist post for the polish rifle’s bed – he’s crazy.
Ikea King Size Bed Frame, Black MALM style nice! – $200
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Date: 2007-10-23, 11:27PM PDT
This posting is for a brand new bed frame that can be found here: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S69849241
Posting is for the King size version listed at $229.99. We are asking $200 and will include the bed slats (an extra 50 bucks) in the price.
Bed is brand new, but was mistakenly bought for a Cal King matress and couldn’t be used. This unfortunate circumstance was not made clear to me until I actually set it up. By then, I had screwed up the packaging beyond reasonable wear and couldn’t return it. So buying this from us will save you $80 bucks and the mandatory 3-mile walk inside the labyrinth that is IKEA, the world’s first sweedish furniture mega outlet.
One more thing, we lost the instructions. But don’t fear…
The guy in the following picture will come over and set up your bed for an additional charge of 1 case of Pabst Genuine Draft, available at most Ralph’s grocery stores for $10.99. Money will not be accepted in lieu of PGD.
Also, you can find out more about PGD here: http://www.epinions.com/content_2264703108
Call pat at 858-337-1536 to set up delivery or just respond to this posting.
here’s the link – rifle’s bed