cute 9 year old chubster riding by on a bike: excuse me ma’am?
me unloading cardboard boxes in the driveway: yeeees?
boy: um, do you have like a dollar or two for me & my friend to get somethin to eat after we go to the park? that’s where we’re going now.
cute 9 year old not-so-chubster on a bike: i’m not with him!
me: i have an apple? you want a couple apples?
boy: naw, we was gonna go to dunkin donuts
me: apples are better for you than donuts
boy: they have biscuits…
me: apples are better for you than biscuits
boy: you dont have like a dollar or two?
me: nope. i’m sorry. all i have is apples. or a gatorade. want a gatorade?
boy: naw that’s alright
me: okay come back if you ever want apples