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skippy appleseed

cute 9 year old chubster riding by on a bike: excuse me ma’am?

me unloading cardboard boxes in the driveway: yeeees?

boy: um, do you have like a dollar or two for me & my friend to get somethin to eat after we go to the park? that’s where we’re going now.

cute 9 year old not-so-chubster on a bike: i’m not with him!

me: i have an apple? you want a couple apples?

boy: naw, we was gonna go to dunkin donuts

me: apples are better for you than donuts

boy: they have biscuits…

me: apples are better for you than biscuits

boy: you dont have like a dollar or two?

me: nope. i’m sorry. all i have is apples. or a gatorade. want a gatorade?

boy: naw that’s alright

me: okay come back if you ever want apples