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my face hurts squirrel

my face hurts squirrel, originally uploaded by skippy haha.

this was deemed “mucho mucho demasiado” for myfacehurts.com
but i don’t think it’s that terrible
they’re bushy tailed rats
brains the size of a raisin
i went through a time in high school where i killed at least a dozen birds, squirrels, chipmunks with my car in the span of a month but haven’t killed any in years.
i don’t brake for them though. a girl i knew in college with a huge gash scar across her forehead and eye and nose from braking for a squirrel cured me of that. i see her face and don’t brake. i brake for people, dogs and maaaaybe a cat if there was no oncoming traffic.