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i’m gonna git you worm

i babysat for a total of 1.75 hours today and felt like i deserve to funnel a case of beer and get $5000. 
how the HELL do you people with kids do it? 
how do you wash your hands while holding a baby? i was covered in milk, water, soap, baby fart medicine. after not even two hours. with one 7 month old adorable sweet boy who didn’t fuss one time. not even a fuss face one time. and still i can’t imagine tending to him 24/7. 
congratulations, parents! you have all my respect.