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scenes from a thrift store

designed for bouffant hairstyles. what a fabulous word. 



scene: an elderly woman puttering around the goodwill store. she has a shopping cart. the only thing in the cart is a panini maker in a box.  her very elderly husband joins her.

he: what’s ‘at?

she: a pantini maker.

he: pantini maker? what’s it fer?

she: it mashes bread together and gits hot.

he: fer makin sandwiches?

she: yeah, pantinis.

he: how much it cost?

she: seven dollar.

he: aight then.