The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!
1. Be a Physics Team Coach. (wear goggles, carry magnets).
2. Be Owner of the World’s Cutest Cat. (carry stuffed animal, or real animal, or photo album).
3. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian hat and carry a box of chow mein).
4. Be Michael Jackson from “Beat It” (no one wants to be defeated).
5. Be a Brand New Grandma.
6. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara, carry a dozen carnations).
7. Be a Senior Olympian – Elderly athlete in the Haywood County Senior Games: (green)
and/or red for a two person cosutme:
8. Be a Concessions Monitor (check/take everybody’s drinks).
9. Be an Oscar Mayer Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns).
10. Be a Mall Walker (Wear wind pants and wrist weights). (Another one available here for a funny 2 person costume).
11. Be a Football Quarterback.
12. Be the Captain and Admiral of the “Breezy” yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:
These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won’t take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.
Happy Halloween!
