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WTF Wednesday: Sump Pump for Your Stomach

The FDA has just approved this device. 

http://www.koaa.com/story/32220969/fda-approves-stomach-draining-obesity-treatment?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KOAA_5

It sucks the food out of your stomach and dumps it in the toilet before the calories stick to your butt.

The AspireAssist system consists of a thin tube implanted in the stomach, connecting to an outside port on the skin of the belly. About 20 minutes after finishing a meal, users connect the port to an external device, which drains some of the recently-consumed food into the toilet.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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