and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the gaaaa-aaaa-aaaa-arden!
saw this little fella stopped in a neighbor’s driveway yesterday afternoon. it started running from us, through yards, into the woods. looked to be young and healthy, about 150 lbs. we had an encounter in the yard last week with a bear – i was out there throwing the ball for all 3 dogs around lunchtime, sugarhoney stopped in her tracks and started growling, eli blazed past her directly at a big black bear 20 yards away just over a hill, i started yelling for all dogs to come with me back to the house, they followed me, and the bear walked in the opposite direction. it’s a jungle out there!
this is a momentous day for 2 reasons: 1) i survived; and 2) the daily puppy re-ran pouncey as their puppy of the day! sitting in 9th grade biology class, we were talking about diabetes and the teacher mentioned sufferers may have a shortened lifespan. at this moment i was struck with the feeling i, myself, diabetes-free, would die at 38. i have not obsessed over this, but i have remembered it vaguely from time to time for the past 23 years. i am glad to say my premonition was horseshit! i made it! now go over to the daily puppy and give pouncey 11 biscuits…again.
Hello Wednesday! Hola WTF! Time to check out some crazy human creations! First off, here is a ready-to-frame fine art print.
Moving right along, here we find a sculpture simply called “My Friend.”
a fez-wearing shriner holds a squirming little crippled boy on his lap. The boy’s crutches are on one side, a dog on the other.
WTF!? I apologize for the blurriness of this picture, but please feast your eyes on Sexy Jesus. Wet hair tousled, knowing smirk, glimmer in his eye. If not full on Sexy Jesus, at least Soap Opera Jesus.
Next up, how about some horses in a very unnatural position? I am not a horse person, but I don’t think they actually sit like this.
It would be a lot cooler if they did. WTF?!
Last but not least, please check out this 3.5 minute animation by our friend Guadalajara Joe that could leave you bemused, confused, and amused. “Kickin’ It in Coalinga” – “Gayle must save Aunt Fitzgerald from a big scary shark by getting a job to get enough money to save her!“
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf