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WTF Wednesday: Ballet Cat, Banjo Party, Arizona Voter Fraud

Good morning, Wednesday! Good morning, WTF!

Good morning, ballet cat!

ballet cat

Good morning, old man playing cards. 

card player



Good morning, filthy mouse baker licking your filthy spoon.

filthymouse



Good morning, bucket belly bunny puppy!

bucket belly bunny


Good morning, Father Time wishing you Happy Birthday on a VHS tape.

video birthday card

Good morning creepy pink boot doll with filthy bear.

filthy bear

 You don’t need a whole doll, here play with this head.

disembodied cabbage patch

I don’t know why they are traveling in a swan, I don’t know what they are doing with their hands.

two of us in a swan



Take 5 balloons and 2 half-full glasses of red wine – boom, banjo party!

banjo party



Last but not least, Bernie Sanders crushed in Idaho and Utah last night, winning basically 80-20 landslides in both states. Unfortunately, Arizona was rife with reports of voter fraud and suppression, and it seems many thousands of democrat’s votes were not counted, and for that Arizona gets a huge WTF. 

5 Examples of Voter Suppression in Arizona Primary: People waited in line 5 hours; Thousands of people were waiting still in line to vote when CNN called the election for $hillary; Reduced number of polling places from 200 to 60; and Lifelong Democrats had their registrations changed to Independent and were forced to cast provisional ballots which will not be counted.

If you’d like to ask the White House to investigate this, please check out this petition: INVESTIGATE THE VOTER FRAUD AND VOTER SUPPRESSION IN ARIZONA 3/22/2016 DEMOCRATIC PARTY

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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WTF Wednesday: Lettuce Angel Birth, Fitness Trophy

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Short and sweet this week so everybody can get back to jingling bells. 

First we have a cabbage patch lettuce head angel being born.

cabbage head angel

Last but not least, a super legit 2 Fit 2 Quit trophy.

2 fit 2 quit

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Jesus Gloves, Dog Pee Salt Shaker

Greetz, Wednesday! Greetz, WTF!

Greetz, Jesus wearing leather gloves.

the gloves of jesus

Greetz, framed 3×5 photo of Agent Mulder for $10. 

david duchovny

Put spots on him. Spots? Like polka dots? Yes.

spotted dog

Greetz, peeing dog salt shaker.

dog pee salt shaker

The last in today’s trilogy of Dalmation WTFery: the nursing pig.

mama pig dog

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Cat in a Loafer, Phallus Duplicatus

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!
 

I must start this WTF Wednesday with a moment of silence for my Grandpa Wallace who passed away in Palm Beach at the ripe old age of 94 this weekend. He was pretty cool.  He was an architectural delineator and led a fairly charmed life. 94 is a lot of years, we should all be so lucky.

grandpa wallace lobster

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Now it’s a cat in a loafer. 

cat in a loafer


And a rabbit on a carrot. 

rabbit climbs carrot



Last but not least, a stinkhorn mushroom spotted on a hike on Big Butt mountain off the Blue Ridge Parkway on Monday. Phallus duplicatus – astonishing net-like skirt.

stinkhorn

 
As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Dressing Right, A Guide for Men, 1978

 Heyo Wednesday! Heyo WTF!

This week will focus exclusively on a book called “Dressing Right, A Guide for Men” – straight out of 1978.

 dressing right

You may remember this author from his first book, “Looking Good.”

Color works either by harmonizing, or contrasting. 

contrast

Neutrals calm, brights energize.

neutrals colors

Pattern Play: Togetherness.

pattern play

Practice the big step: asserting yourself.

practice asserting yourself

All about outerwear.

outerwear

Active sports influence.

active sports

Finally, a few sentences to repeat every morning. 

dressing right back

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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