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WTF Wednesday: Fat Friends, Barbie Party, Cabbage Patch Eyes

Hai Wednesday! Hai WTF!

Here’s a nice sign for a fat and spiteful person.

make my friends fat

The umlauts here makes me think it’s Engrish.

you are special today


Ah, a good old white ceramic fist adorned with polka dot scrunchie with hole cut out.

ceramic hand


Barbie Party!

barbie party

Clutched by an angel.

grabbed by an angel

Good morning pumpkin fairy child!

blooming pumpkin


Last but not least, ceramic Cabbage Patch Kid with freaked out eyes who just wants a hug.

the eyes of the cabbage patch



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Melon Garnishing, Spaghetti Head, Christians Can’t Count

Buenos Wednesdays! Buenos WTFs!

Let’s begin with some thrift art – Cat in a Nike:

cat in a nike

Harvey Rosen presents Melon Garnishing.

melon garnishing 2

Learn how to carve seahorses out of honeydew.

melon garnishing

How to avoid starving or stuffing your child. 

get your kid to eat


 
Just some tree frogs having a seance. 

ring of frogs




Good old spaghetti head.

spaghetti head


A gaggle of giant creepy dolls. 

slew of dolls


This one spiked her egg nog.

xmas doll

Swing low, sweet chariot.

chariot


Comin for to carry me hoooome.

angel chariot


Last but not least, the Temple Quartet (and a half.)

temple quartet



This has been added to the flickr group “Christians Can’t Count.”

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Whip, Nae Nae, Praying Cat, Spacey School Girl

Willkommen, Wednesday! Willkommen, WTF!

Willkommen, flower planter in the shape of a grumpy explorer’s face and knife:

explorer planter

  
 And hello washed out clown with a banjo and tiny hat. 

banjo clown



Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord a cat to keep.

praying cat



I always feel like somebody’s watching me.

somebody's watching


This doll looks okay from afar…

school doll



But she may be the creepiest of all. 

school doll close



Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae.

watch me whip watch me nae nae


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Mating Unicorns, Clown in a Witch Hat

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello slightly deformed cats.

slightly deformed cats

Hello sumo life vest cabbage patch kid.

life jacket sumo cabbage patch

Hello doll with red eyebrows and a green face.

red eyebrows

 

Hello clown in a witch hat.

clown in witch hat



Last but not least, how unicorns mate. 

how unicorns mate 2




how unicorns mate



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WTF Wednesday: Scrunchies, Buddhist Yoga Butt, Hands of a Clown

Hello there, Wednesday! Hello there, WTF!

Last week we were at a sold out show at the Orange Peel, standing behind a woman with a curtain of fine, silky hair.

  
The Orange Peel has a “Big Ass Fan” which blows a stiff breeze through the room. 

big ass fan

You can probably guess that long hair plus a big ass fan equals disaster for everybody behind her. We all had mouthfuls of her hair. Next time, I am bringing some of these to hand out. Simple.

Moving on to an interesting book I picked up at Goodwill last week – Buddhist Yoga. 

buddhist yoga

Written in 1975 by Kanjiitsu Iijima, this book contains many nuggets of wisdom, some anecdotal (balding man stops using soap on his head, hair grows back), and some helpful diagrams.

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But the most stunning paragraph, maybe the most stunning paragraph I have ever read, is below (Extraordinary effectiveness of constricting the anus): 

constricting the anus

I don’t know where to begin with this information, but I felt it needed to be shared. WTF!?


Now for a segue into gospel LP’s. 

the loopers


 So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking.  

ASK. 

ask

Christy Lane’s Complete Book of Line Dancing by Christy Lane.

christy lane line dancing

The hands of the clown.

the hands of the clown

Meat.

meat



Last but not least, this thriftstore craft: 

i figured

You figured correctly.


As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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