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WTF Wednesday: Santa’s Lap, Clams, Tray Table War

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Again with the strange KFC marketing. Don’t get me wrong, I love clams. But?

clams

This went on throughout the 4 hour flight.  I touched the grubby paw with my phone and the grubby paw started flicking its fingers at me.

grabby hands

Hi crochet ballerina.

knit ballerina

Flashback to the time in October 1986 when I dressed up as Santa and put a sign saying “Sit on Santa’s Lap – $1” on our mailbox. Shockingly, nobody stopped.

sit on santa's lap

 
Short but sweet this week, hopefully next week will be more WTFruitful. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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WTF Wednesday: Mating Unicorns, Clown in a Witch Hat

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello slightly deformed cats.

slightly deformed cats

Hello sumo life vest cabbage patch kid.

life jacket sumo cabbage patch

Hello doll with red eyebrows and a green face.

red eyebrows

 

Hello clown in a witch hat.

clown in witch hat



Last but not least, how unicorns mate. 

how unicorns mate 2




how unicorns mate



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WTF Wednesday: Siamese Twins, Oak Ridge Puppy, Troll Hunting

Greetings, Wednesday! Greetings, WTF!

Let’s begin with something I saw on Antiques Roadshow. They were in Charleston and showed an old double-seated chair belonging to Siamese twins attached on the side. The woman was their descendant and said they had 21 children between the two of them. I got this book Chang & Eng in the mail yesterday and cannot wait to read it. 

chang eng

Next, the Oak Ridge Boys Christmas album. The front is just the boys and a tinsel tree. 

oak ridge boys xmas 2

The back is a full family photo, complete with spaniel puppy.

oak ridge boys xmas

These were a good 2 feet out the back of the van. 

loose 2x4s

There’s a hike around here that goes by some stone ruins that has become a sanctuary for trolls. 

i'm a troll

this kind of trolls.

troll ruins

There are other trolls hidden along the trail in tree stumps and who knows where else.

Last but not least, baby boy figurine.

little kid


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WTF Wednesday: Ashamed Workmen, Fried Chicken, Self Esteem

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Right off the bat, gold nosed creepster clown:

evil clown

Where does this leave unapproved workmen?

approved workmen

Forever in love with aerobics records.

aerobics

I hope they toured the city in those suits.

touring the city

Happiness is a grown man playing with a baby doll.

happiness is

Dinner on the ground looks insane.

grady nutt

Give the world a smile. Literally.

give the world a smile

Great day for a snorkelfest.

great day for a snorkelfest

I don’t know where to begin with this doll.

wtf doll

You can’t just add a “Y” to a word and make it an adjective, that’s not how it works. 

basementy

Last but not least, step one: stop calling yourself a complete idiot.

complete idiot self esteem

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WTF Wednesday: Nacho Face, Screaming Cat-Baby, Heino

Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Let’s begin with a scene from a baseball game. A foul ball went into the stands, and hit this lady in the nachos. 

nacho lady 2

A full minute later they flash back to her again and she still has nacho cheese all over her face! None of her nitwit friends told her. 


I abide by the “see something, say something” rule when it comes to food on friends’ faces. 

Moving right along to tongue out Tuesday.

tongue out tuesday

Somebody’s entire 80s – 90s Garfield the Cat plushie collection is at the Goodwill in Canton right now. 

garfield

Also you will find a screaming baby in a catsuit.

baby in cat suit

When my love returns from the ladies room will I be too old to care?

when my love returns from the ladies room will i be too old to care

The Washington Hillbillies.

the washington hillbillies

Jesus requires men traveling with him wear banana suits.

traveling with jesus

Is this really the best picture we could find of Lenny?

lenny dee

Last but not least, hey now! HEINO! The voice of home in German.

heino

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