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WTF Wednesday: Giant Microbes, Astroturf

Hi Wednesday! Hi WTF!

Hi World’s Happiest Lion.

wtf lion side



Roar…I mean yippee!

wtf lion



Hi tub of giant microbes.

microbes 2


1,000,000 x actual size. 

microbes


Hi worst sailor doll ever made. 

worst sailor doll ever


Hi …Easter bunny? 

easter bunny 3

From another planet?

easter bunny



Last but not least, what do you use as a dust jacket for your Sports book? Astrofreakinturf.

astroturf dust jacket



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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WTF Wednesday: Shish Kebabers, Muzzleloading, Ted Cruz Kiss

Ciao, Wednesday! Ciao, WTF!

Ciao, first Spaniel on the Supreme Court. 

supreme court spaniel

Ciao, double-headed dog sculpture chewing on a bone. 

pile of dog heads



Ciao, teddy bear hitching a ride on a goose.

teddy on a goose



Ciao, heartless asshole. 

hunters guide



Ciao, novice muzzleloader. 

muzzleloading



Ciao, shish kebabers!

shishkebabers



It appears somebody got the sensation of York peppermint patties…

peppermint patty cross



…to a real WTF degree. 

peppermint patty cross 2



 

Last but not least, here is Ted Cruz teaching his 7 year old daughter that no means yes. 

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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WTF Wednesday: Fiddling Angel, Coach K

Hola Wednesday! Hola WTF!

Behold a fiddling skipping angel next to jumbo roses: 

fiddling skipping angel

Is she saying stop? Kneeling? Missing another half to play pattycake? I hope?

kneeling stopping

The running coke.


come n git it

Last but not least, Coach K of Duke had a couple of atrocious tantrums Monday night after losing his 3rd game in a row.   About the play below he stated” “It was an amazing ending. Amazing. Go see it, it’s literally amazing. It’s amazing basketball, let’s put it that way. We put ourselves in a position to win. Matt [Jones, #13] made a great play and he wasn’t rewarded. He made a great play, and it’s amazing. It’s literally amazing. God bless America.”

Pay close attention to Matt Jones #13 from Duke:

The great play he wasn’t rewarded for –  was a flop. He flings his hands over his head to fake a foul. Instead of going for the ball he flings his hands backwards. He wasn’t rewarded. God bless America.

Following this loss, Coach K for whatever reason didn’t shake hands with the Syracuse bench. Excellent sportsmanship. 

This is my reaction to Coach K.



As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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WTF Wednesday: Melting Dog, Feel the Bern, Pax Americana

Hello Wednesday! Hello WTF!

Hello Max Webster and his Live Magnetic Air Mullets.

live magnetic air mullets

This is why you can’t walk a dog in the rain.

rain dog 1

His fur will melt off, becoming one with your jacket.

rain dog

This is some good assvice right here. 

let it mellow



Last but not least, I am taking this WTFW to announce my endorsement of Bernie Sanders for President 2016.  I realize I am trying to sell t-shirts here and my political views may offend others who will in turn not want to buy my t-shirts, but really, fuck this shit – I believe all Americans should have health care, sue me.   

feelthebern

I think Bernie is honest, and I strongly agree with basically every single word that comes out of his mouth. The notion that he might take Elizabeth Warren as a running mate has me positively giddy. I imagine 4 years of Sanders/Warren, and then another 8 with her at the helm and I think we could reverse climate change in 12 years. We could have light rail, solar highways, and wind farms in 12 years. We could reduce the wage gap and get real about stopping racism. We could usher in a new era of Pax Americana. Imagine – peace. Imagine? 

I found this t-shirt at goodwill on New Years Eve – my dream ticket is right!

my dream ticket



Bernie Sanders on the issues.

How and when to vote for Bernie Sanders in your state. 

To buy a sweet Bernie T-shirt made in Vermont by a really good dude, check out Eat More Kale.

To read an insightful blog about the harm our current Health Care system is causing to families, see this from WNC Debt Law.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

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    WTF Wednesday: Nail Clipper, Nonchalant Clown

    Happy New Year Wednesday! Happy New Year WTF!

    First, a commercial for a horrific product that clips your nails.

    rotoclipper (2)



    Clipping was a battle for Jen B. 

    clipping was a battle



    Horrific.

    rotoclipper




    Never trust a skinny cook, says the teddy bear with a rolling pin.

    never trust skinny cook



    Last but not least, a lazy nonchalant clown.

    nonchalant clown


    As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions. 

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