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WTF Wednesday: Anna Septic, Mucho Gusto, Mountaintop Bass

It’s Wednesday already, WTF!

Here’s a doll stuffed in a plastic egg. Russ came out with this line of “Preserved Personalities” in the 80’s. Maybe a riff off Garbage Pail Kids?  This is Anna Septic. 


 She has a thermometer and nurse’s hat. WTF?!


I don’t know what to call this.  It’s a broken clock. Shaped like a dog. Covered in gold glitter glue. His back feet are floating.


If you’re going to donate a frame with the photo still inside, I’m going to WTF Wednesday you.

Hey muchacho! You got a vest of bullets and a bistro chair. Ole!

The Waymasters. Good times in a gazebo. 

The mighty hand of God must have swooped down and lifted that stand up bass clear to that mountain top. 

I would like to be Tony’s friend. 


Here’s a wall hanging 3-D sculpture. I call this Knock, knock, knockin on heaven’s door. 

Last but not least, a puppy tooth:

Sugarhoney was crunching on something, looked over, it’s a sugarmolar.

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

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WTF Wednesday: Jimmy Swaggart, Puppies with Jeans, Valentine Clouds

Good day, Wednesday! Good day, WTF!

Again the vintage gods have presented us with some fine record albums to ponder. 

 
 Jimmy Swaggart – I’ve Got Nothing to Lose. Oh yeah? Well then go right ahead meeting hookers at parkway motels, Mr. Swaggart! 

WTF?!

This is not so much WTF as I want to hang out with these people. 


Queen Ida and the Bon Temps Zydeco Band. Awesome outfits! Awesome faces!

I can’t get enough of these family gospel singers. The dad in this one is especially cool.


The Hansel Hensley Singers. Do they go as a group to buy suits? Were they instructed not to touch each other? Why is the kid standing on the bench?

Next up, Marshall Henson, Over the Next Hill.


I’m not sure about mountain climbing in those white snakeskin boots, but you go for it, Marshall!

Let’s move on to doggie items. How about a framed photo of a Lhasa Apso with glowing eyes stuffed in a Christmas stocking?


Hello K-9.

What cute German Shepherd puppies. What do they have there?

Jeans? They brought you your jeans and belt.


WTF?!

Last but not least, how about a giant, i mean giant, plug-in, whirring, wheezing, glowing HAPPY VALENTINE hearts and clouds installation? Just one Valentine’s day i’d like to wake up and find this in my kitchen.

 it’s really huge, like 6 feet tall, 10 feet wide.

WTF?!

As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

New WTF this week:

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all i really needed to know about religion i learned from a t-shirt

this vintage 1990 t-shirt has to be the most concise and brilliant summary of comparative religion in existence:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/205544444/vintage-t-shirt-religions-sht-happens


Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock Knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens — and maybe it doesn’t.
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?

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WTF Wednesday – Spooning Horses, Sexy Jesus, Butts

Hello Wednesday! Hola WTF! Time to check out some crazy human creations!

First off, here is a ready-to-frame fine art print.

ummmmm?

WTF?!

Moving right along, here we find a sculpture simply called “My Friend.” 

a fez-wearing shriner holds a squirming little crippled boy on his lap. The boy’s crutches are on one side, a dog on the other.

 
WTF!?
I apologize for the blurriness of this picture, but please feast your eyes on Sexy Jesus. Wet hair tousled, knowing smirk, glimmer in his eye. If not full on Sexy Jesus, at least Soap Opera Jesus. 

WTF?!

Next up, how about some horses in a very unnatural position? I am not a horse person, but I don’t think they actually sit like this.

It would be a lot cooler if they did. WTF?!

Last but not least, please check out this 3.5 minute animation by our friend Guadalajara Joe that could leave you bemused, confused, and amused.  “Kickin’ It in Coalinga” – “Gayle must save Aunt Fitzgerald from a big scary shark by getting a job to get enough money to save her!





As with all wtf wednesdays, there are no answers, only questions leading to more questions.

For more vintage wtf wonders (for sale), click here: vintage wtf

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Easy Funny Vintage Halloween Costumes

The world does not need another Sexy Black Cat this Halloween. Be different! Be funny! Be comfortable!

1. Be a Physics Team Coach. (wear goggles, carry magnets).

https://www.skippyhaha.com/shop/physics-teacher-coach-wtf-tee/



2.  Be Owner of the World’s Cutest Cat. (carry stuffed animal, or real animal, or photo album).

https://www.etsy.com/listing/167657865/t-shirt-vintage-80s-owner-of-worlds



3. Be a Chop Stix Express Delivery Person. (wear an Asian hat and carry a box of chow mein).



4. Be Michael Jackson from “Beat It”  (no one wants to be defeated).



5. Be a Brand New Grandma.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/196492106/vintage-90s-t-shirt-brand-new-grandma



6. Be a Beauty Pageant Contestant. (wear a big wig and a tiara, carry a dozen carnations).



7. Be a Senior Olympian – Elderly athlete in the Haywood County Senior Games: (green) 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/166085803/vintage-70s-t-shirt-haywood-county



and/or red for a two person cosutme:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/170905091/vintage-70s-t-shirt-haywood-county



8. Be a Concessions Monitor (check/take everybody’s drinks).

https://www.etsy.com/listing/69046415/vintage-80s-chesapeake-jubilee



9. Be an Oscar Mayer Hot Dog salesperson. (carry a bag of buns).



10. Be a Mall Walker (Wear wind pants and wrist weights). (Another one available here for a funny 2 person costume).

https://www.etsy.com/listing/163689427/vintage-tee-shirt-80s-soft-mall-walkers



11. Be a Football Quarterback.

https://www.skippyhaha.com/shop/70s-football-jersey-quarterback/



12. Be the Captain and Admiral of the “Breezy” yacht. Easy funny Two Person Halloween Costume:


These costumes are easy, quick, cheap, comfortable, and reusable, and it won’t take you 10 minutes to remove them to take a piss.

Happy Halloween!