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ORDER PIZZA

ORDER PIZZA
by, William O. Johnson

We have company coming over
and I don’t feel like cookng,
it’s late and I’m a little hungry.
Friends drop by unannounced, no problem ORDER PIZZA!
A sleep over with a house full of kids,
The game is on and no time for sandwiches.
The Boy Scout Troop has about twenty-five kids,
no problem, ORDER PIZZA!
What can I take to the party?
How many pieces should I bring?
I need a dish for the potluck,
no problem ORDER PIZZA!
Vegetarian, Cheese or the Works, it doesn’t matter
neither of these will hurt,
Thick crust, thin crust,
Deep dish or that hand tossed stuff on TV
ORDER PIZZA!
It’s a very convenient dish,
not just for you but also for me
ORDER PIZZA!
No matter what the occasion,
there’s always kids around,
and if not you have a midnight snack,
now who could argue with that? ORDER PIZZA!
It will get you out of a jam,
trust me I know,
PIZZA IS WHAT I AM.
GO AHEAD ORDER PIZZA!



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GREEN THE COLOR


“GREEN THE COLOR”
by, William O. Johnson

Money is my first thought, but that is too easy,
green the color

Grass is green and pleasant, there are many shades of green
carpet and pieces of linen, green the color.

Paintings with jade, kelly, moss, avocado and pea,
green the color.

Apples, the rainbow, lakes, rivers and even the ocean, there
is green the color.

Eyes of a beautiful woman, the pool table, a luxury car, a
book cover, house trim and a new dress, green the color.

Green will always relax you, never ever tax you,
green the color.

Pick a shade for yourself, share it with someone else or share
it with your lover, green is green, even under the covers,
GREEN THE COLOR


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GIRL, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?

GIRL, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
by, William O. Johnson

Man, she sure has a nice snap in that thing
and that look is just right.
I like that top she has on, that color sure is bright.
I only have one question for her.
“GIRL, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”

Look at those lips,
my, my, my,
baby’s got shapely hips
and she is top heavy too!
What am I to do? I’ve got to ask,
“GIRL, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”

A short skirt and high heel shoes,
I can’t believe her sex appeal!
Her lipstick is just the color I dreamed about,
I better make my move
before she flies away.

EXCUSE ME,
“GIRL, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”

for something similar to listen to: “Girl, I Wanna Lay You Down” – ALO

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WHO DRANK MY STUFF?

WHO DRANK MY STUFF?
by, William O. Johnson

Coke, tea, or an ice cold glass of water left in the fridge,
no one is to bother.
For an hour or two I work hard in and around the house,
thinking of how refreshing, the cold glass of liquid will be.
But upon my return, and much to my dismay, someone drank my stuff!
The question is who drank my stuff?
WOMAN! WHO DRANK MY STUFF?
“Not I,” she laughed.
GRANDMA! WHO DRANK MY STUFF?
“I don’t know baby,”
CHILD! WHO DRANK MY STUFF?
“It wasn’t me Daddy,”
These were the replies.
My heart was hurt and my throat so dry,
My hands and back hurt I almost cried.
I could not move, at least not from the fridge,
They drank my stuff, something must give.
This is not fair, this is not right,
They drank my stuff, I’m ready to fight!
I will get them whoever they are.
They drank my stuff, they have gone too far.
Who drank my stuff, I just want to know,
But no one owned up to drinking my stuff.
WHO DRANK MY STUFF!


[all punctuation/capitalization is the author’s]