Are these things washed?

Yes! All items are soaked in a white vinegar solution, then washed with natural citrus detergent, and stored on cedar lined shelves in a smoke-free house. They smell heavenly. We do have 3 friendly dogs but they are kept far from the vintage clothing.

The Skippy Haha Warehouse
The Skippy Haha Warehouse

Where is your store located?

You’re looking at it. Online only. We reside in the lovely mountains of the Colorado front range.

Where did you find that?

Thrifting, yard sales, friends, friends of friends, the internet, my parents’ closet – anywhere!

When will my stuff arrive?

A few days. All orders are shipped via USPS First Class. Upgrades to USPS Priority and USPS Priority Express are available at checkout. We usually ship same day. 99% orders are shipped within 2 days.

International orders are shipped via USPS Priority International with tracking number and normally arrive in 6-10 business days.

Will this thing fit me?

Vintage sizing is often smaller than modern sizing. We carefully measure each item to ensure proper fit and avoid confusion. The best way to predict fit is to compare the measurements listed against those of a similar piece of clothing you already own and love.

The sizes listed generally correlate to these charts:

Chest (inches)30-3234-3638-4042-4446-4848+
Numeric Size00-24-68-1012-1416-18
Chest (inches)28-3030-3232-3436-3840-4244+

What size are your models?

The male torso is an athletic 5′ 10″ with a 38″ chest and 29″ waist. He works out. The female torso measures 35-24-34. She is chilly.

Can I return something after I buy it?

We can work it out! We try our very best to describe any flaws these items have. They are usually at least 30 years old and have been worn and loved before. If we miss something major, however, please email, we’re glad to give a refund or exchange.

If you are unhappy with an item, you may return it if you contact us within 7 days of purchase and the item is shipped back to us in the same condition within 7 days of your email. Your account will be credited when we receive the return. Shipping cost is not refundable.

We want you to be happy – so please ask all questions before buying!

Want to buy my old shirt?

Maybe! Send a description and photos and we’ll go from there.

Who are the bad ass rockstars in SHV in the Wild?

Supremely talented and extremely good looking members of ALO, (Steven Rue Adams, Dan Lebowitz, Zach Gill, and Dave Brogan); Scott Avett (The Avett Brothers); The Barr Brothers; Carl Broemel (My Morning Jacket); Bummers; Friday Chamberlain; Guadalajara Joe; Manotaur; Nicki Bluhm; Peak Band NYC; Pouncey Puppy; The Slip;Tea Leaf Green (Trevor Garrod and Josh Clark); The Tills; Turbine; and Windy City Rollers (Sargentina).

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

A chucking lot!